Welcum To Bleeginsville

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1.	The Yetiface Theme Song 01:02	lyrics	buy track
Welcome to the world of Jelly Bleegins And his magical horse named Charlie Charlie Horse They fly into the sky Their friend has a magical eye Together they fart and cry Yetiface Yetiface Yetiface Watch out for that army of crabs They'll chew at your scabs In Bleeginsville Yetiface Yetiface Yetiface
2.	I'm From Bleeginsville 00:57	lyrics	buy track
When I was one My Mom got mistaken for a walrus Some hunters killed her dead And shot my Daddy in the head And used his fur for undies And used his fur for undies I'm from Bleeginsville Where everything is such a thrill For five dollars You can buy yourself A new knee cap And thrust it into the face Of my enemy Ernie the Blarghster I want to kill him For shooting both of my parents In the head I'm from Bleeginsville I'm from Bleeginsville I'm from Bleeginsville
3.	Yetiface Is A Pimp 01:18	lyrics	buy track
Yetiface is a pimp It's loud and clear I've got so many girls It's getting crowded in here Black, white, yellow, red, green and blue It don't matter what you're looking for I've got it for you Yetiface is a pimp Yetiface is a pimp I'll bust a cap in your ass For trying to rip off my ass That I got on the corner Waiting for me I'll bust a cap in your ass For trying to rip off my ass That I got on the corner Waiting for me I want my money motherfucker And I don't care where you're from Cause I'm from Bleeginsville And I don't care I'll put six bullets Into one of your pubic hairs I'm more ghetto than you I'm more ghetto than you I'm more ghetto than you I'm more ghetto than you
4.	When I Was Skinny 01:22	lyrics	buy track
When I was skinny I used to jerk off Two times a day But now I'm old I have to lift up all my rolls Just to find my own sausage Just to find my own sauces I used to go to the club And wiggle 'round my bum And all the girls Would want to lick my bum And all the girls Would want to lick my bum But now I'm fat I have to have sex with my cat Just to get off Just to find my own sausage When I was skinny When I was skinny Shake my rolls Call me fat I don't care I've got my cat To keep me warm on lonely nights I slip it in it's so damn tight Reow reow reow Reawr reow Reow reow reow Reaw reawr When I was skinny When I was skinny Shake my rolls Call me fat I don't care I've got my cat To keep me warm on lonely nights I slip it in it's so damn tight
5.	The Pelvis Crusher 01:09	lyrics	buy track
Hey, how's it going? Can I, uh Crush your pelvis? Whatd'ya say? Follow me I want to see Just how strong your pelvis is Will I last as long as your Dad? Or will I crush your pelvis? Pelvis I'm horny for your pelvis Pelvis I'm horny for your pelvis You can call me The Pelvis Crusher I want to grind you to the bone You can call me The Pelvis Crusher I want to grind you to the bone
6.	Hemorrhoid Kingdom (feat Teddy Ulcer) 00:45	lyrics	buy track
Welcome to my hemorrhoid kingdom Swollen Itching Bleeding Bloating Exploding I just had a funnel shit spasm It blew my ass apart Like a dirty orgasm Exploding Pulsating hemorrhoid Bursting in my mouth I can taste the chunks Burning like sauerkraut I can taste the chunks Burning like sauerkraut Stick your tongue Into my shit abyss I'm the hemorrhoid king Come and lick the froth off of it Welcome to my hemorrhoid kingdom
7.	Nothin's Betta Than Fuckin' Cept Fuckin' 01:40	lyrics	buy track
Nothin's betta than fuckin' accept fuckin' Nothin's betta than fuckin' accept fuckin' I got myself caught In a sandwich All I can see Is nipples and boobies I'm gonna be here All night long If I make it to the morning I'll be hanging by a thong All I can see is nipples and boobies And the sound of nuts Slappin' 'gainst their ass Nothin's betta than fuckin' accept fuckin' Nothin's betta than fuckin' accept fuckin' Ron Jeremy's an amateur Ron Jeremy's an amateur Come into my room of slumber I want to show you my cucumber Come into my room of slumber I want to show you my cucumber Nothin's betta than fuckin' accept fuckin' Nothin's betta than fuckin' accept fuckin' All I can see is nipples and boobies All I can see is nipples and boobies I've been told That love is give and take So Miss Thang You know what? Hey! Shut up and grind Bitch
8.	Your Band Is Shitty 00:48	lyrics	buy track
Here we go again Another shitty band Whose your teacher? Where'd you learn to play? There's cum on your lips He must have been gay You think you're so cool But you smell like horse manure You think you're so cool With backwards hat And baggy jeans That band is shitty Your band is shitty You have no talent Yet you think that You are so damn good I hate your guts And I hope that you Get hit by a handicap bus That band is shitty Your band is shitty Woo ho Woo ho
9.	Farting Nose Blood 00:58	lyrics	buy track
My nose just farted It farted out some nose blood I got a problem Will you help me? I can't stop farting blood Out my fuckin' nose I got a problem Will you help me? I can't stop farting blood Out my fuckin' nose I can't stop farting blood Out my fuckin' nose I can't stop farting blood Out my fuckin' nose
10.	Walrus Bukakke Rodeo 01:29	lyrics	buy track
I just made love To a walrus With a peg leg He let me pluck out All his pubic hair And he let me Stick his peg leg Up my ass I'm nothin' but a walrus fucker I'm nothin' but a walrus fucker His blubber Oozed out on my crotch I didn't know that Plucking pubic hairs Could be so much fun Now I know why Eighty percent of the girls Have none I can smell the walrus juice Leaking down my chin I think I'll scrape it off And save it for my grandpa And his twin Most people think that I'm a freak Because I fuck a walrus But that's OK They can get their own Blubber butt I am guilty of one thing And that is walrus fucking I grab his tusks And ride the waves And he just keeps on bucking Bucking Bucking Bucking Walrus bookakee I'm nothin' but a walrus fucker
11.	Kicked In The Wimpy Gumbo 01:08	lyrics	buy track
Wayooooeeewww My wimpy gumbo My wimpy gumbo I called my wife A greasy Mexican And then she kicked me In my wimpy gumbo And then I said Eeeeooooowweeeeuuh Waayooeew My wimpy gumbo My wimpy gumbo Her foot exploded as it Connected with my crotch I've never felt so much pain My wife's completely insane But that's OK I love her anyway I deserved it For callin' her A greasy Mexican
12.	Sandbag Sally (feat General Sterp) 01:36	lyrics	buy track
Sandbag Sally Why you so smelly? Sandbag Sally Why you so smelly? Flopping all over the place You knocked my jaw out of place Pancake titties Floppin' in the wind Pancake titties Sandbag Sally Why you so smelly? Sandbag Sally Why you so smelly? Pancake titties Hanging down to your knees Sandbag Sally Who you think you are? Coming up here Not wearing a bra Let me fart into your mouth And blow your head apart I'll fuck in the butt In front of your brother In the Kwiki Mart I can smell ya from a mile away It's no wonder Both your parents turned gay Sandbag Sally Why you so smelly? Sandbag Sally Why you so smelly?
13.	Butterface 00:51	lyrics	buy track
Butterface Butterface Look what I see over there She's not wearing any underwear I think I'll go and say hello Butterface Just call her Butterface Just call her Butterface Cause everything's good But her face Cause everything's good But her face Cause everything's good But her face When nine hundred years old You reach Look as good You will not Hmm? Just call her Butterface Cause everything's good But her face
14.	Born With A Sperm Whale Penis 02:00	lyrics	buy track
Bloated like a sperm whale Can't get it on When I walk across the street I have to hold it in my arms Everywhere I go It drags behind me like a snake To fuck around with me Would be a big mistake Born with a sperm whale penis Born with a sperm whale penis Everywhere I go There's a mob of chicks Following me Cause they want my dick Everywhere I go There's a mob of chicks Following me Cause they want my dick You can't even fit this inside you! So why you acting like the paparazzi? So why you acting like the paparazzi? Born with a sperm whale penis Born with a sperm whale penis I got a cattle prod Just the other day To try to keep these flocks of girls away And now they try to come Through my apartment door And try to suck my dick When it's on the floor I don't know what to do anymore I wake up with a hard on And I pass out on the floor I wake up with a hard on And I pass out on the floor Born with a sperm whale penis Born with a sperm whale penis Born with a sperm whale penis Born with a sperm whale penis Born with a sperm whale penis
15.	Farting Shit Chunks 01:46	lyrics	buy track
I just farted out some shit chunks I just farted out some shit chunks It splattered outta my butt And stained the toilet seat brown And now I have to wipe my butt Six times Cause all my toilet paper's Turning to slime In my hands In my hands And now I have to wipe my butt Six times Cause all my toilet paper's Turning to slime In my hands In my hands Cause all my toilet paper's Turning to slime In my hands Now my bum hurts Can't sit down I flushed three times And the toilet's still brown No one wants to visit Cause my apartment stinks My toilet's so clogged I have to use my kitchen sink I just farted out some shit chunks I just farted out some shit chunks No one wants to visit Cause my apartment stinks My toilet's so clogged I have to use my kitchen sink In my hands And now I have to wipe my butt Six times Cause all my toilet paper's Turning to slime In my hands In my hands
16.	Cramp In My Cock (feat Otis Spunkmeyer) 01:42	lyrics	buy track
Hey Look at that one over there! I'd love to dive into her ass Her bum is so big I can't hold on The rain exploded like Cum in her hair My cock so hard It slipped Out of my underwear In the store I tried to get real close But she slapped me in the face And made my cock explode Cramp in my cawk Cramp in my cawk I know she loves me And she's gettin' on There's a cramp in my cock You're so hot You make me wanna fart In my pants To save it for you I crapped in my pants And made a lasagna You're so hot You make me wanna fart In my pants To save it for you I crapped in my pants And made a lasagna Cramp in my cawk Cramp in my cawk Cramp in my cawk Cramp in my cawk I know she loves me And she's gettin' on There's a cramp in my cock I know she loves me And she's gettin' on There's a cramp in my cock
17.	More Cushion For The Pushin 00:54	lyrics	buy track
I don't know where we met But I remember your ass It was so big that it Seeped out of your pants It was so big that it Seeped out of your pants And then you started to dance And when you shook your bum Everyone started to run But I stuck around So I could get down More cushion for the pushin' More cushion for the pushin' I want to put my twinkie into you More cushion for the pushin' More cushion for the pushin' I want to put my twinkie into you
18.	Hobo Defiler 01:14	lyrics	buy track
I found a hobo Passed out on a park bench I elbow dropped him in the face And woke him out of bed His eyes grew wide with horror And he started to rub his tits And then shit All over his own face All over his own face Face Face Face I stuck my foot into his butt Up to my knee And then he turned sideways And broke my leg He broke my god damn leg Hawoo Hawoo Next time that you see a bum Kick him in the face and run Make sure that he's sleeping though Or he will stab you in the face Blood and poo Blood and poo Stab that bum in the bum Make him cum Out his blood Hawoowawooowawooo Hawoowawooowawooo I won't go schizo will I? Well, that is a big possibility
19.	Fist Fucked on the Dance Floor 01:46	lyrics	buy track
Hey What's going on over there? Come and see So I can show you My dirty underwear Come and see So I can show you My dirty underwear Maybe later we can get in on On the dance floor I'll show you how to take it In the butt standing up Maybe later we can get in on On the dance floor I'll show you how to take it In the butt standing up I'll show you how to take it In the butt standing up Fist fucked on the dance floor I wanna reach out And touch your heart I wanna reach out And touch your heart Fist fucked on the dance floor When you asked me for a rubber I put on my shoe When you asked me for a rubber I put on my shoe Fist fucked on the dance floor Fist fucked on the dance floor I can't believe How far my arm goes up your butt I like it how you let me Stick it far into your gaper I like it how you let me Stick it far into your gaper Fist fucked on the dance floor Fist fucked on the dance floor Fist fucked Fist fucked I can't believe How far my arm goes up your butt When you asked me for a rubber I put on my shoe When you asked me for a rubber I put on my shoe
20.	In Love With A Retard (feat Teddy Ulcer) 01:40	lyrics	buy track
I think I'm in love with a retard I think I'm in love with a retard Is he bigger than me? Awoo Hmmm Pinch my rolls and call me fat I've been bad my ass needs slapped Take a look at my gaping ass crack Take a look at my gaping ass crack I think I'm in love with a retard I think I'm in love with a retard Awoo Hmmm Let me lick your moldy feet Help me across the street Help me across the street Help me across the street Help me across the street Across the street Let me eat your bum bread Will you let me eat my puke? In your face and in your shoes? I need more friends like you Drink my pee and eat my poo Drink my pee and eat my poo Drink my pee and eat my poo Drink my pee and eat my poo
21.	Alphabet Soup 01:38	lyrics	buy track
Baby you got alphabet soup Now here's a list of things You gave to me Now here's a list of things You gave to me A is for Aids B is for blisters C is for cold sores D is for discharge E is for exposed F is for fucked up G is for gonorrhea H is for hoypeez Alphabet soup Baby you got alphabet soup I is for infection J is for jaundice cock K is for Kaptain Klap L is for licking pus clots M is for mono N is for nut bust O is for ostrich pussy O is for ostrich pussy O is for ostrich pussy Alphabet soup Baby you got alphabet soup Alphabet soup Baby you got alphabet soup P is for penis scab Q is for question mark R is for rotting S is for syphilis T is for torn skin U is for ultra sore V is for vaginal hemorrhaging W's for warts X is for xylophone mess Wait That starts with N Y is for yak face Z is for zombie sperm
22.	Rotten Ronnies 02:04	lyrics	buy track
You call this food? This has gotta be some kind of joke Let's go to Rotten Ronnie's I need some grease To help me poo Why does it smell like someone Freegin' died? Rotten Ronnie's Rotten Ronnie's Rotten Ronnie's Rotten Ronnie's Why don't they serve Hot dogs or sausages? All I want is a hot dog Sausage or panzerotti Something smells like burning rubber It must be that clown Ronald McDonald Here he comes now With a grin on his face And a gat in his hand To put you in your place If you don't pay Rotten Ronnie's Rotten Ronnie Rotten Ronnie's Rotten Ronnie Rotten Ronnie Rotten Ronnie Why are you scrawny? Rotten Ronnie Rotten Ronnie Why are you scrawny? Rotten Ronnie Rotten Ronnie Why are you scrawny? Rotten Ronnie Rotten Ronnie Why are you scrawny?
23.	Muscle Circle Explosion 01:04	lyrics	buy track
Is it just me Or is he one nasty lady? Lick my muscle circle Let me spread my ass for you Let me spread my ass for you Would you like to see My muscle circle explode? Would you like to see My muscle circle explode? Across the street And all over the road Across the street And all over the road Would you like to see My muscle circle explode? Would you like to see My muscle circle explode? I spread my ass When I'm downtown I bend over And put my muscle circle In their face I bend over And put my muscle circle In their face Would you like to see My muscle circle explode? Would you like to see My muscle circle explode? Across the street And all over the road You can watch it explode While I'm touching my toes You can watch it explode While I'm touching my toes
24.	Hamburger Eyed From Kimbo Slice (feat Maxi-Paddikin Skywalker and Psycho Mike) 01:01	lyrics	buy track
Secret sauce like slush Running down my thighs Secret sauce like slush Running down my thighs Hamburger eye Hamburger eye Hamburger eye Hamburger eye You got laced by Kimbo Slice He punched you in the face And your mother died You got laced by Kimbo Slice He punched you in the face And your mother died Hamburger eye Hamburger eye Hamburger eye Hamburger eye Your eye looks like A bag of smashed asses Poking that tender mass Poking that tender mass I double dare you To call Kimbo Slice a dog diddler He'll cum in your face And fill up your sockets I double dare you To call Kimbo Slice a dog diddler He'll cum in your face And fill up your sockets
25.	The Bleeginsville Swing 01:41	lyrics	buy track
Alright, that's enough of that Let's switch it up
26.	Inky Pinky Ponky 00:56	lyrics	buy track
Inky pinky ponky Your Dad likes to fuck donkeys Inky pinky ponky Your Dad likes to fuck donkeys So mean He kicked that donkey in the spleen And then I gave him A toilet paper roll He said he likes his breakfast cereal Crispy And then I watched him Thrust a donkey punch Into the donkey Donkey puncher Your Dad's a donkey puncher Inky pinky ponky Your Dad likes to fuck donkeys Donkey puncher Your Dad's a donkey puncher Inky pinky ponky Your Dad likes to fuck donkeys Inky pinky ponky Your Dad likes to fuck donkeys Your Dad likes to fuck donkeys
27.	Pumper In the Dumper (feat General Sterp) 01:00	lyrics	buy track
Pumper in the dumper Hitter in the shitter Pumper in the dumper Slide it in her poop chute I'm gonna ram you So fast and hard Tomorrow you'll wake up And you'll be a retard Tomorrow you'll wake up And you'll be a retard Spread you open Like a can of beans When you farted on my cock You made me turn green When you farted on my cock You made me turn green It's like throwing a hot dog Down a hallway Pumper in the dumper Hitter in the shitter Slide it in her poop chute It's like throwing a hot dog Down a hallway
28.	One Hit Wonder 01:28	lyrics	buy track
Hello? Hi We'd just like to tell you That your last album sucked ass And we are no longer willing To represent you as an artist Everybody thinks I'm a one hit wonder Cause when I hit the pipe It makes me wonder How many albums Did I sell? I think it was five But I can't tell I've been high on crack so long I can't even write another song I've been high on crack so long I can't even write another song One hit wonder I'm a one hit wonder One hit wonder I'm a one hit wonder
29.	Sloth Slime Sensation 01:04	lyrics	buy track
Who delivered the medical school cadavers To the alumni dinner? I did Every Halloween The trees are filled with underwear Every spring The toilet's explode I think I just saw you Walking down the street I could tell it was you Cause the way you walk And when you walked by me You let out a big fart It smelled like sloth slime It smelled like sloth slime You lifted up your skirt And then you started to squirt Like a mustard bottle You soaked the side walk With your sloth slime You soaked the side walk With your sloth slime Sloth slime princess Sloth slime princess Cincinnati Sidewalk Queen Cincinnati Sidewalk Queen You're my number one fan You're my number one fan
30.	Grocers are Grosser 01:21	lyrics	buy track
Heeeyyyywwww Grocers are grosser Their skin and hair is mouldy I've never seen Such a clean grocery store But your employee's shittin' on the floor But your employee's shittin' on the floor Grocers are grosser Heeeyywwwww There's nothing better Than smelling a fart When you're looking for a can of beans It smelt like salsa But I thought it was crack And then I kicked the grocer in the face And he fell on his back I want my money back Mr. Grocer I want my money back Mr. Grosser Greasy face Big fat butt Smelly armpits Crotch sweat stains Greasy face Big fat butt Smelly armpits Crotch sweat stains Crotch sweat stains
31.	Fish Taco 01:36	lyrics	buy track
I can see your crunchy fish taco I can see your crunchy fish taco I want to taste your soggy fish taco Fish taco You're the one for me There's nothin' better than A smoked salmon smellin' pussy Fish taco You're the one for me I wake up every morning And I have to floss my teeth And now I got some crusties on my lips I got it from the lips Between your hips I got it from the lips Between your hips Fish taco You're the one for me Fish taco You're the one for me There's nothin' better than A smoked salmon smellin' pussy There's nothin' better than A smoked salmon smellin' pussy There's nothin' better than A smoked salmon smellin' pussy Oh ya C'mon Oh Mmmmm Wow There's nothin' better than A smoked salmon smellin' pussy
32.	Cocaine Cowboy 01:02	lyrics	buy track
I'm the cocaine cowboy I'm the cocaine cowboy I snort a line And run ten miles I snort a line And run ten miles I get on my horse I'm coming to town On my back I've got nineteen pounds I'm the cocaine cowboy I'm the cocaine cowboy I snort a line with my horse And fly away and have intercourse And fly away and have intercourse I'm the cocaine cowboy I'm the cocaine cowboy I snort a line with my horse And fly away and have intercourse
33.	Everyone's Mom Has A Moustache 01:22	lyrics	buy track
Everybody's Mom has a moustache Everybody's Mom has a moustache Shave it off Save it in a brown paper bag Wear it for Christmas And watch your Mom's boobs sag Sag Everybody wiggle their bum in the air Splattering shit chunks everywhere I can smell the feces Blowing in the wind I catch it in my mouth While fucking in the garbage bin Everybody wiggle their bum in the air Everybody wiggle their bum in the air Sag Sag Everybody's Mom has a moustache Everybody's Mom has a moustache Shave it off Save it in a brown paper bag Wear it for Christmas And watch your Mom's boobs sag Sag You've got big boobs But your beard is bigger What's that white stuff Dried to your finger What's that white stuff Dried to your finger Everybody's Mom has a moustache Everybody's Mom has a moustache
34.	Throat Punching Is Fun (feat Teddy Ulcer) 01:13	lyrics	buy track
Seen you sitting there In the bushes So I punched you in the throat I seen you sitting there In the bushes So I punched you in the throat Flopping around On the ground like a fish Flopping around On the ground like a fish I stuck a toilet plunger in his face Stuck a toilet plunger in his face I stuck a toilet plunger In his fucking face Your Uncle told me To steal your sandwich I love to throat punch you And make you swallow my poo I love to throat punch you And make you swallow my poo
35.	Elbow Skin Is Weird 00:48	lyrics	buy track
I think I've got a scrotum On the middle of my arm I think I've got a scrotum On the middle of my arm Please help me I don't know what to do The strange thing is Is that girls have them too The strange thing is Is that girls have them too
36.	The Spermatologist 01:17	lyrics	buy track
I've been around the world I've kissed a thousand girls And they still Remember my name The spermatologist The spermatologist I am the spermatologist Please give me just one kiss I promise it will be sloppy I promise it will be sloppy I just spermed in my mouth I want to spit it out All over your lips and cheek bone Please take my hand And come with me I've got such sights For you to see I want to show you My sperm laboratory The Spermatologist The Spermatologist The Spermatologist The Spermatologist It's very dark inside Let me turn on the light I promise My penis will not bite The Spermatologist The Spermatologist The Spermatologist The Spermatologist
37.	A Sphincter Full of Croutons 01:37	lyrics	buy track
I just found A baggy full of croutons I want to lick Your crouton sandwich I then farted And it smelt like cancer Five people died From inhaling the stench I sold a million croutons I spend my fortune on Hookers in wheelchairs And now I sell my croutons In soggy bags That are stored in a sphincter Cause everyone loves croutons Served fresh And out of my sphincter My fuckin' store smells like cancer It makes the customers Line up outside Get up And shake your ball sac And clap your hands It's time to celebrate Cause everyone loves croutons Served fresh And out of my sphincter
38.	More Ghetto Than You 02:04	lyrics	buy track
Fuck you asshole My knees and hands are dirty And I smell like grease I live in a cardboard box On the east side of town So don't fuck around So don't fuck around So don't fuck around I'm more ghetto than you My brother sells crack And he got shot five times One in the dome One in the chest And one in the spine But he's fine I still wear velcrow shoes Cause I'm more ghetto than you I still wear velcrow shoes Cause I'm more ghetto than you If you make fun of me I'll punch you in the throat With my knee So don't fuck around So don't fuck around I'm more ghetto than you More ghetto than you More ghetto than you More ghetto than you More ghetto than you It looks like I've got hemorrhoids Cause I never wipe my ass After taking a shit When I talk My eyes leak pus And my tongue hangs out To the side And everybody cries Please go away You're more ghetto than me You're more ghetto than me Please go away You're more ghetto than me You're more ghetto than me Fuck you asshole Fuck you asshole Fuck you asshole
39.	The Shat Softeners (feat Otis Spunkmeyer) 01:04	lyrics	buy track
I farted He sharted I farted He sharted Snot rockets and soup Makes you go insane Stand against the wall So I can stick my dick Into your brain No one knows How to soften shit Better than my click Let me fart into your face I want to hear it Loud and clear You're nothin' but a stain In my underwear You're nothin' but a stain In my underwear Jelly Bleegins and Otis Spunkmeyer In the house Jelly Bleegins and Otis Spunkmeyer In the house Licking shit with our tongues Licking shit with our tongues I farted He sharted I farted He sharted I farted Licking shit with our tongues He sharted Licking shit with our tongues
40.	You Smell Like Poo 01:09	lyrics	buy track
You smell like poo and corn chunks And it's caught in your scraggly bum hair Bum hair Everybody says that you smell like poo And there's no one That smells worse than you I can see the oatmeal Running down the back of yo' leg Sometimes I wonder what's in your tummy If I ate your shit Would you still love me? No Maybe You smell like poo And it's turning me on Let me floss my teeth With your shit streaked thongs Maybe You smell like poo And it's turning me on Let me floss my teeth With your shit streaked thongs Bum hair
41.	Sick And Tired 00:53	lyrics	buy track
I'm so sick and tired of you And your bulging neck And on your neck You have a wart That keeps on grinning at me Here's a wart There's a wart Everywhere a flaking wart On your eye In your pie There's fifteen Lined up your thigh I just shit onto your lap It looks like processed cheese And on your lap A piece of corn It looks like Your brother named John I'm so sick and tired of you And your bulging neck And on your neck You have a wart That keeps on grinning at me I'm so sick and tired of you I'm so sick and tired of you I'm so sick and tired of you I'm so sick and tired of you
42.	Scat Scratch Fever (feat Maxi Paddikin Skywalker) 01:14	lyrics	buy track
Scat scratch fever I've got a fever Of a hundred and three It's cause I'm covered In feces and pee Scat scratch fever All day long Scat scratch fever All day long Scat scratch fever Scat scratch fever This morning I woke up And there was corn in my mouth I tried to pick my teeth But they wouldn't come out I tried to pick my teeth But they wouldn't come out Scat scratch fever All day long Scat scratch fever All day long This morning I woke up And there was corn in my mouth I tried to pick my teeth But they wouldn't come out Scat scratch fever Scat scratch fever
43.	Ear Wig 00:50	lyrics	buy track
Turn this shit All the way motherfuckin' up I've got a wig That fits on my ear I've got a wig That fits on my ear I've got a wig That fits on my ear It smells like chunky salsa It smells like chunky salsa Especially in the morning I've got an ear wig Can't you tell? I've got an ear wig Can't you tell? You, uh Wanna touch it?
44.	Fart Skin Mask 01:23	lyrics	buy track
Take your breath away Take your breath away I just farted Beside you And you don't even know If I were you I'd get down to the ground Cause when I farted Something came out Do you need my fart skin mask? Do you need my fart skin mask? When I fart And it comes out wet It forms a skin In my ass crack When I fart And it comes out wet It forms a skin In my ass crack It forms a skin In my ass crack And then I wear it as a mask A fart skin mask When I fart And it comes out wet It forms a skin In my ass crack And then I wear it as a mask A fart skin mask And then I wear it as a mask A fart skin mask Take your breath away
45.	Headrushed to the Head 01:15	lyrics	buy track
Sitting on the park bench Getting head From my girl Suddenly someone comes Running at me With his head Down to his knees His head hit my cock so hard That it started to bleed All I wanted Was a little bit of head All I wanted Was a little bit of head All I wanted Was a little bit of head But some guy Came out of the bush And headbutt me instead Just my luck My girlfriend's died From the headrush To our heads But now I'm sitting here With a broken heart And a broken dick Sitting on the park bench Getting head From my girl Suddenly someone comes Running at me With his head Down to his knees Headrushed to the head Headrushed to the head Headrushed to the head Headrushed to the head
46.	Lip Shkin On My Cigarette (feat Teddy Ulcer and General Sterp) 00:59	lyrics	buy track
Can I have a drag of your cigarette? Can I have a drag of your cigarette? Only if you want my lip skin dried to it? Pulsating blisters Bursting on my cigarette Pulsating blisters Bursting on my cigarette You asked me for a cigarette And when I pulled it away from my mouth I ripped my lip off And gave it to you Lip skin on my cigarette Lip skin on my cigarette
47.	Captain Fishbag 01:46	lyrics	buy track
Ayyyeewwwww Eh yo! My name is Captain Fishbag I smell like shit And I've got dried up zits Ayyyeewwwww My face flakes off And it makes me cry I've got a fin for a foot And a bulging eye I've got a fin for a foot And a bulging eye When I blink it pops the stye In my eye In my eye Captain Fishbag Captain Fishbag Captain Fishbag Captain Fishbag Poisson Poisson Mange mon poisson Poisson Poisson Mange mon poisson Gwapes Gwapes In my ear In my ear Can you hear? No I can't I've got grapes in my ear Gwapes Gwapes In my ear In my ear Can you hear? No I can't I've got grapes in my ear Captain Fishbag Captain Fishbag Captain Fishbag Ayyyeewwwww Ayyyeewwwww Gwapes Gwapes In my ear In my ear Can you hear? No I can't I've got grapes in my ear
48.	WTF Uncle Chuck 01:41	lyrics	buy track
Can you stick your finger back in there And touch your brain Oh, don't say that! I hope not Next time you visit Youtube Just type in Uncle Chuck What the fuck Uncle Chuck? What the fuck Uncle Chuck? Pirate man Uncle Chuck You're my hero I don't give a fuck Do you have to put lotion in there, or? No No, that's good So they got it all huh? Aw sure They took a big parts Out of my larynx What the fuck Uncle Chuck? What the fuck Uncle Chuck? What the fuck Uncle Chuck? What the fuck Uncle Chuck? I found this guy on Youtube His name is Uncle Chuck Can you stick your finger back in there And touch your brain Oh, don't say that! Nope
49.	Retirement Home Orgy 01:33	lyrics	buy track
It's Sunday morning And there's nothing to do I'm gonna pay a visit To the retirement home I go inside and walk into the room And everybody starts screaming And jumping around Suddenly they take off All their clothes And I tilt my head To shield my eyes Spider veins And sunken cheeks Everywhere I go The moth ball reeks Get up and dance With that corpse And maybe later She'll let you have intercourse Get up and dance With that corpse And maybe later She'll let you have intercourse Spider veins And sunken cheeks Everywhere I go The moth ball reeks Retirement home orgy Retirement home orgy Retirement home orgy Retirement home orgy Retirement home orgy
50.	Now Exiting Bleeginsville, Please Cum Again 04:43	lyrics	buy track
I hope you enjoyed Your stay in Bleeginsville And if you didn't Come back And get your mouth filled Once more You'll come back for more I hope you enjoyed Your stay in Bleeginsville And if you didn't Come back And get your mouth filled Once more You'll come back for more I'm from Bleeginsville And Jelly's my name I fart into your mouth It'll drive you insane I fart into your mouth It'll drive you insane I can see That you don't like me I think I'll use your mouth The next time That I have to pee

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Welcum To Bleeginsville is another Yetiface mega album, featuring 50 songs of Jelly Bleegins madess, and several notorious raunch star guest appearances. Welcum To Bleeginsville is arguably the greatest Yetiface album of all time

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released August 8, 2008

Produced by Mark Howitt in 2008

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Yetiface Burnsville, Minnesota

Yetiface aka Jelly Bleegins is a notorious rapper and raunch star from Bleeginsville, Alabama Canada. His story is epic, his music deemed obscenely offensive by governments worldwide and banned almost everywhere...until now that is!!! Thanks to a time at Bandcamp, Yetiface has been revived and spotting's of the beast man have been reported almost everywhere...until now that is!!! ... more